Tuesday, 25 October 2016

Part Two of "I'm Lost": Sexual Health Clinics...Yeah

Somewhere along the lines of "she looks like what Trump's daughter SHOULD have come out looking like" is what I imagine I've been known as, if I've been known at all, but lately I seem to have magically become sexually active. Odd, I think I'm just coming across desperate men or men who are too scared to say no to me and I'm actually hoping it's more of the latter. 

After my second pregnancy scare, I decided "You know what would be a good idea instead of trusting condoms not to break? Contraceptives!". I took an emergency one on the day I went to my first sexual health clinic. Isn't that a milestone? 

Firstly...okay, firstly. It's obvious why everyone is there. It's something to do with sexual health. Obviously. The room was filled with young women, in almost every seat in the waiting room, despite being an hour away from closing time. Like, heavens, why. 

On the plus side, free WiFi. 

I already knew what I was going on - the implant, otherwise known as "The Rod". If you are unaware of what this is, it's a small little rod-like device that goes underneath the surface of your skin and realeases a tiny bit of progesterone (I think!) every day and that prevents your ovaries from releasing eggs, I think? I had a leaflet...I have since lost the leaflet. 

We were sat in that room for an uncomfortably long time while I complained to the guy I fucked that I hated being a woman because sometimes I HATE BEING A WOMAN. Fuck. 

I then came across a guy I knew in school, awkward encounter in an awkward place. I just passed him and he wanted to greet me and I was like "yeah...hi" and walked passed him to go into this little room where I was weighed, measured (height, not dick) and had blood pressure taken. Man, those things feel like they're trying to squeeze my arm off or something. 

Theeeeeeen, more waiting. And more waiting. It was horrible. 

I was called into another room eventually, where a nice little lady asked me a bunch of really personal questions (mostly medical). Some were like "You got a boyfriend?". Bitch, no. I had to take a pregnancy test  and then we went back outside and then FINALLY we were called in. 

I had to lie on my back (I do too much of that lately, clearly...) and they inject you with a numbing gel. Once that happens, they insert the rod and give you a little card for you to take it out in 3 years. YAY. 

I have to wait six days for the hormone to be released and after that...oh, God. Mood swings and changes in my period is what I'm meant to expect and I'm fairly nervous about what's going to happen to me. HELP ME, I DON'T WANNA DIE. I mean...not that much, anyway. 

Overall experience: like a 7/10, a please don't make me do it again. 

Part One of "I'm Lost": FUCKING MEN

I'm in a surprisingly good mood considering my life situation, so I don't think being lost is a bad thing. I don't need to be found, I'm a motherfucking woman, I got this. Albeit, I'm wearing a Walking Dead t-shirt with tea stains on it (jokes, they're my tears) and no pants because I haven't washed clothes in a week but I am still a woman and I still got this, ok? Okay!

Okaaaaaaay, let's catch up where we left of. When was my last post? A comic book review on Oddly Normal? Clearly, shit was much more together back then. I don't think I could handle the amount of thought collecting reviewing takes to happen now, no sir. I mean...ma'am, I am indeed on the Anti-Man Train (oh look, we're just passing the 'I don't know what a joke is' Island, prepare to crash, arrrrrrgh!).

So my last post was on the 6th August, which means I haven't written on here since before my 20th birthday! Well well well, I have absolutely no idea what has happened in almost 3 months but I guess I can try sum it up for you (and also sum up why things have been a bit shit and why this is my first happy day in so long):

-One: FUCKING MEN

Okay, I'll try to make this short. Back when I was 15/16, I met a guy on an online dating website (I was fifteen, fucking hell past Lorna, what's wrong with being single and alone and crying into a glass of vodka?! Nothing). We'll call him Fucking Twat. We got talking through those stupid question-and-answer things, it was all rather public, and I was with someone else at the time. Let's call him...Ding-Dong-Dick. Well, Ding-Dong-Dick was rather controlling. He would check my social media all the time, block people he didn't like and when I checked his it was empty because it was deleted by not me because I'm not a motherfucking cunt.

Well, Ding-Dong-Dick was not very smart and didn't block Fucking Twat because I guess he thought we were too good friends to ever create a relationship and, on hindsight, he was probably right. We created an excellent Relationshit, though.

So, Ding-Dong-Dick was kicked to the curb (see you, sucker!) and I got with Fucking Twat. We had so many problems - we would argue basically everyday. This kept on for eight months, and then he broke up with me and blocked me and went with my best friend at the time who I now call Flake. No reason, she just suits it.

Skip ahead two-ish years, we started speaking again and I was like hey,maybe he's changed (HAHAHAHAHA) and I do genuinely like this guy so lets start something and start something we did. We lasted from September 2015 until late January of 2016. I broke up with him this time because this woman was getting a bit of control (well...not really).

I met him in February, stayed with him for two days and went home. We did not yet have sex, but I'll get to that. We got back together, but he was being really weird for like a week and then he left me and because I'm so insecure my instant reaction was HE HATES ME BECAUSE OF HOW I LOOK, I'M SO UGLY and yes I am a mess on the inside and out but really, he wasn't good enough for me.

From this point on, I was hung up on my phone constantly talking to him and if he went 2-3 days with talking I would get really upset and sad and snap at everyone. I was turning into my mother by the day and it was really not okay!

Skip to...oh, I don't know, where was I? I think it was June, I was drunk (lol why) and sitting outside some public toilets in the train station. Some guy I really liked messaged me and was like "look I found another woman, we're having sex and u suck". Again, really insecure so I went running back to my ex-boyfriend because he was STILL THERE and it just goes downhill after this point, what am I doing with my life.

So in...July, I visit him for 3 days. It cost me £50 for a 14hr coach journey there and a 14hr coach journey back home. I was meant to stay for longer, but his roommates were like "oh nooooo no no!". THAT'S NOT EVEN THE STUPID PART, WAIT A SECOND. We had sex. He used a condom, but then we were like "...nah" and just didn't. Spoiler: no STD, no pregnancy, we good. It really fucking hurt, okay. Lol, anyway.

I went home and after about a week, I spent ANOTHER £50 to go down and see him for a week. Started and ended as a disaster. He was terrible at hiding things. Another girl was involved, basically, we'll jump to that. Nothing happened, I was on my period the entire time I was up there which really was a beneficial thing.

Fucking Twat was very...I don't know, I am a princess ok and he put me down a lot for whatever decision I made, statement I said, movies I've watched. Made me feel like crap. The day after my birthday (8th), I was on my way to my grandparents when I was like "ok, listen...I don't need you in my life or want you here, so be on ur way" and alas Fucking Twat was gone and I WAS FREE. The Dobby of the free world without the death and the serious injuring.

Was this the end of my man problems? NOPE.

That VERY EVENING I made a Tinder account. Yep. I stooped that low. I was quite upset and lonely, honestly just looking for some friends. The first evening, I met a dude. Lets call him Even Flakier than Flake. He, like me, had autism and I was so happy to hear this. I was thinking "yes, this could turn into a friendship or maybe even something more..." and I don't really remember much about him, just the fact he saw my boobs and we had a lot of Skype dates and he seemed a little too hung up on sex. We got together, lasted like four days, and "broke up". That was the end of that.

Throughout this whole facade, I found another guy. I named him Nemo because of his limpy leg and this one, I talked to for long enough that I started developing feeling for him. It was only about 2 weeks ago we stopped talking. He didn't want to talk anymore because"waaah how can I fuck u when u live so far away, waaaah", like fine fuck you, go get lost again and this time no-one will find you, ya cunty clownfish.

Basically, I have finally reached a point in my life where I can say: being single is not as bad as people make it out to be and if anyone needs me, I'll be eating my way through Ben and Jerry's (I bought 2 pots. TWO. I live a wild life here, kids, bad role model for u babies). 

Friday, 5 August 2016

Oddly Normal Vol 1 (#1-5) by Otis Frampton | Review and Discussion | Spoiler-Free



I know I usually talked about books on here, but recently I have found myself to be in a bit of a reading slump (aside from The Cursed Child, no reading slump would have kept me away from that) and fell towards something I don't think I have explored before - comics/graphic novels. I did try to get into a few Japanese ones that were available at my school a long, long time ago and just never really enjoyed them. Later on, I came across a Coraline graphic novel but I hated the art style. DC/Marvel comics were never available to me, and I always got confused with the #52, etc, sorta thing. I'll get more into DC/Marvel in future posts, though.
 

I found out about Image Comics through a YouTube channel you've undoubtedly heard of, Comicsorian, which does little "everything that has happened so far" recaps on comic books and hilariously done dramatic readings. They did a recap video on a little series named I Hate Fairyland (read it here), which automatically appealed to me for 3 reasons: The art style was exactly my cup of tea and very similar to Oddly Normal, here, which is why I clicked on Oddly Normal and read the first volume; it was the opposite of usual stories you hear about, where little girls go into whole new worlds and are amazed by the wonders; and thirdly, fairies. I love me some fairies. Again, I will go into a discussion about this comic book series in a future post.
 
Long story short, I loved I Hate Fairyland and instantly went on a search though Image Comics until another one of them appealed to me, of which I found this and was not let down. It was very similar, in more then one way.
 
Oddly Normal (yes, that's her name) is a half-witch living with her very peculiar mother and perfectly mundane father in what appears to be a small castle. She's consistently teased at school for having green hair, pointed ears and being called Oddly Normal. One day, her birthday, she comes home and decides she's had enough of this life but specifically she's had enough of her parents. She blows out the candles and wishes that they would just disappear. And they do. Her aunty, arriving late and therefore not being dragged away with the castle, decides that to keep her safe she must bring Oddly back to Oddly's mothers hometown Fignation. So yes, this is a middle-grade novel, but still very much enjoyable for ages of all kinds I would say.
 
It contains monsters, witches, aliens, you name it yet the characters are oddly relatable and fun and quirky, just very likable. The world of which Fignation is set in is just gorgeous. Stunning. I wish I could at least visit there, it's beautiful. It has a very space kind of vibe, while also being very Wonderland-y, and also reminds me of Meet the Robinsons for some reason - it's like Back to the Future, too. Just, trust me! The art style just has incredible detail, suits the mood of where the story is heading and the colour palettes are phenomenal.
 
I am highly excited for what the next volume will bring, which I believe is already available so I'm going to try and find that to read straight away!
 
Thanks to reading comics by Image, I have found it easier to read comics by DC/Marvel and have mostly stuck to rebirth/New 52 comics (much to my friends' annoyance, he gave me a full chronological list on all his favourites and I went and broke my phone so that it was all lost - oops!). I highly recommend them!

Wednesday, 3 August 2016

Movie Review | 2016 | Captain America: Civil War | Spoiler-Free


 
 
For those of you who didn't previously know, I have another blog called Reel Talk (clever name, I know) where I very, very occasionally posted a 'review' of some random movie I decided to watch on Netflix. I now have Amazon Prime, so I have more options to choose from, which is exciting but anyway getting off the track. I decided to just post them on this blog, because this blog clearly has no organisation whatsoever and it's a pretty good representation of my life and isn't that what blogging is all about, yeah? I'd just rather have everything in one place then keep switching between blogs and I never stay fluid on the other blogs (that suggests I do here but ha, no).
 
 
Year: 2016
Rating: PG-13
Directors: Anthony and Joe Russo
Studio: Walt Disney Pictures
 
 

Starring:

 
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers/Captain America
Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch
Robert Downey. Jr as Tony Stark/Ironman
Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson/Falcon
Chadwick Boseman as T'Challa/Black Panther
Paul Rudd as Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Tom Holland as Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Don Cheadle as James Rhodes/War Machine
Paul Bettany as Vision
 
 
My memory is awful, so I can't remember the first two movies very well at all. Which is fine, I really love Captain America movies so I have zero problems in rewatching them at some point. Just to clear that up.
 
Okay, the first half of this movie was kind of dull. There was a lot of bickering between the members of the group, of course, but the real action and comedy and good stuff took place in the second half of the movie. Also, Spider-Man! *coughs* the action scenes were so well choreographed. It was pretty swell to see a different side to Ironman then the one we usually see, although this Tony Stark/Ironman also did appear in Iron Man 3 where he was an anxious mess for at least the start of the film. It was more human, and a lot less snarky - although I do love that about him, I'm not going to lie.
 
Captain America also showed a lot of his emotional side in this movie, that I am a fan of, but to me he always came across as an emotional person anyway. Although, he threw his human decency out the window, so good job, Cap'n. Good job.


This movie was just chaotic and dramatic in all the good ways. It was utter mayhem and very entertaining, especially throughout the second half for me. The same can't be said for this review, I'm very out of practise as I haven't even written in my journals properly for a while. At least not frequently, so I apologize, I'm getting the hang of it.
 
But I think I found a lot of it dull was because it was obviously very political heavy. This focused on the division of the Avengers team, due to a change in their government status. Don't let that put you off, though, as it was a fantastic addition to the Captain America movies. Possibly the best trilogy since my favourite till the day I die, the Spider-Man trilogy featuring Toby McGuire.
 
Anyway, I'm going to leave you with this messy review here and see you next time. I don't blame you if you don't come back, ha! Bye!

Wednesday, 15 June 2016

Orlando


I am not gay. 

I didn't personally know any of these people that went to the Pride club. I don't even know what their names were. I don't know what their ages were. I don't know what they looked like. 

What I do know is that they were people. Maybe one of them played keyboard on weekends, hoping that one day he'd make it as a musician and sang along to all of his favourite hits as they came on the radio. Maybe one of them loved to play video games and didn't have a job and still lived with his mother, but he didn't have to be hugely important to a grand number of people in order to be satisfied with his life and who he was. Or maybe I'm just making up stories about who they were, maybe they weren't all nice people. Of course, not all of them would have been. 

Did that mean that they deserved to die, especially for their sexuality? Certainly not. 

I've been finding it difficult to continue on with my life like nothing happened. I just can't. I really can't imagine what the family members or friends or even old classmates must be feeling right now. I can't fathom the pain they must be going through just because one or more people thought it was necessary to take them from the world, because he deserved to be here more than any of them. Clearly. He obviously thought that this loss of life was worth it. 

I somewhat feel sorry for him. He is absent of love. He is filled with so much hatred that he can't let God in, he can't love the way we do. He can't see the world with anything but burning hot coals. He wants to destroy. For what reason? I don't know. I want him to be crippled up in pain right now, I want it to tear him alive as he rots in a cell. Something tells me he's probably proud of what he's doing, and the life he has taken. 

It wasn't worth it. 

Here I am to say that you can make a difference. Hannah Hart recently made a video on gun laws and how they need to be stricter so people who are unstable can't get their hands as easily on a gun. To make them a lot less accessible, so we can prevent from doing this in the future, and how we may be small but together we are big and together, we can make a difference. 

Prayers are no longer enough. Thoughts are no longer enough. 

We have to take action. 

Whether that be spreading positivity around wherever you go, fighting for LGBT rights as hard as you can or maybe it's just tweeting to the members of state that we need to see a change and we need to see that change soon. Ask yourself. Is it really worth the loss of more life? Innocent life. No. No, it's not. 

All I can ask from you is that you spread around love. Tell everyone that you love and care for them because it might be the last time you ever see them again. We live in a world where we can not guarantee they will walk through the door healthy and happy. Appreciate today, we don't know what tomorrow will bring. 

I am beyond devastated, I have no words. 

Fight for rights.

(and pictured above is a rainbow flag I saw on my way to college this morning, in support of LGBT rights after the shootings of Orlando. I thought it was beautiful and I don't care how late I already was, or how dumb I looked, I couldn't not take a picture, right? Right)

As for Christina Grimmie, I have watched her channel grow from the 100's to 3 million. I watched her go from the Emo haircut phase in front of an old camera with her keyboard and a gaming poster in the background to the beautiful woman she was getting so high in her career and making something of herself. I know that if she was alive today to witness the Orlando shootings, she would have been making a big difference in trying to help them because that's who Grimmie was. A very helpful and kind and compassionate lady. I don't think even the most hateful of people would be able to say a single bad word against her. She just wasn't the kind of person you could do that to. 

The world has taken a beating this week. Please do not add to the suffering. Be kind. Be loving. Be generous. Do not be afraid to be you. Do not worry about being small. You can and will make a difference to the world, if you only believe in yourself. 

Loz x

Friday, 3 June 2016

Summaries of Books I Read in May!

Some people may consider a May wrap-up posted in the early days of June a little late, but better late than never. Funnily enough I already had this pre-written (mini reviewing them a little bit as I slugged along) but I accidentally deleted the entire thing. Yup. This is a common occurrence in my college, too., even with the added detail of saving them on back-up USB's. Shit just happens to me. 

Anywho, here is my late but still beefy (can vegetarians say beefy?) wrap-up. 

The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry by Rachel Joyce. 

Pretty much exactly what you would expect from a book with Harold and Pilgrimage in the title, this is about an old man trekking across the whole of the UK to get to his lost friend from years ago, Queenie. She had sent him a letter to explain that she was dying of cancer, and like a normal person he did aim for a post box to reply...and ended up never stopping. He had this child philosophy that if he could walk across the whole of the UK to get to Queenie before her death, she would survive cancer. 

It's a very heart-warming story, got a little in depth about the way we live our life and how other people live theirs. Most importantly, it focused on how we are all going through something difficult and we are all fighting a battle - we're just all fighting different ones. I thought it was beautifully written. Could have done with a few pages being cut off, but the writing style was great, it was funny and sad and philosophical (in an entertaining, un-boring way). If you've been considering it, do check it out. 

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini. 

If by chance you have no idea what this book is about (where do you live, on the island that all these vegans keep getting sent to?), then I am here to tell you. Amir is a little boy, I think 12. He is the son of a rich man, and this rich man is best friends with a poor man who is on the side of Muslims that are looked down upon for who they are. He has a poor son. I forgot their names, if you couldn't tell. A month is a long enough time period for all of that to blur, despite it being a really memorable and heart-warming book that my broken black hole still hasn't recovered from. Amir and The Poor Son are best best best friends. The Poor Son will do anything for Amir - not that Amir can say the same back. One day, The Poor Son goes through something dreadful (that Amir had the power to stop) around about the same time the Talibans come to Afghanistan. It all goes shit-hit-the-fan after that. 

I expected this book to be very deeply informative, have a lot of background history and unnecessary descriptions - it didn't. The writing style was great. It focused on something incredibly important. Not that I was every against helping refugees, but this book would have made me change my mind if I was. It was simply awesome.

The Many Worlds of Albie Bright by Christopher Edge

Oh, no! The good reading month does not end there. While in a supermarket the other day, I spotted this very beautiful book (of which you can read my short little review on here) for pretty cheap. It's about a little boy called Albie, who has scientists for parents. One day, his mother dies of cancer and Albie aspires to try his best to find her through the magic of parallel world teleportation. It's funny, cute, and a little sad in some parts. Do go read it, you won't regret it. (the author himself read by review and commented about it on Twitter, as a by the way, still screaming)

The Lie Tree by Frances Hardinge 

Again, if you want something a little bit more in depth, I also did a review of this book here - see, mum, I've been somewhat productive outside of college. 

This is about a girl called Frances who is a feminist superhero, really. Little did I know that this is historical-fiction (and I'm glad I didn't know, because there's a very small chance I would have picked it up otherwise). It was based around the death/murder of Frances' father (a natural scientist). Nobody will believe anything she says because A) she is a child and B) she is a female child. She goes into the course of action by herself. She also discovers that her father has been hiding secrets of his own. 

I adored the shit out of this book. I thought it was odd, well woven together, fantastic character development and depth, amazing writing style. It was just a really good book, and a book I definitely did not regret. 

Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi

I think everyone knows about what this book is about. It's a YA book of a girl who is locked away because she can kill people with her touch. It's basically a romance story, very little dystopian, but it has so many YA traits that I felt really annoyed with it. The writing style was really really good and I finished it in two days with ease, but the actual content was hit and miss. I still don't know what I feel about it and whether or not I will continue with the series, but it's leaning more on the probably not side for me. I am curious about why everyone loves Warner, though. 

The Vegetarian by Han Kang. 

I still need to write a review on this but guess who keeps forgetting. It was a very weird weird book, but it was absolutely incredibly and quickly one of my favourite reads of the year - maybe even ever. It follows a girl who's name I have already forgotten, married to a bit of a dick. She's very, very normal. Painstakingly normal. One day, she has an odd dream and turns vegetarian but this bizarre event doesn't stop there - she falls down the rabbit hole of mental illness, told in an honest and beautiful way. If you haven't, please do consider reading this. It was gold. 

Room by Emma Donoghue. 

Everyone got to this little gem before me, regretfully so! This is the tale of a woman, "ma" (and in the movie, she was named Joy), who was stolen at the age of 19 and kept captive by Old Nick and raped - she gave birth to a baby boy named Jack, who is the narrator of the story. It's rare that I read books narrated by children, so I found that prospect interesting in itself. It was funny in parts, really sad in other parts. Gloriously entertaining, I finished this quickly. I want to re-read it and I only just put it down. 

Liesl and Po by Lauren Oliver

This follows a little girl named Liesl who was trapped in an attic by her vicious stepmother after the death of her father. One day, a mysterious ghost appears named Po and neither one of them know why. It soon becomes clear that mystery and magic lies underneath everything they know, and they're determined to find it out together. After finding out why Lauren wrote the book (and if you want to know, do ask in the comments, but I would prefer not to know these details beforehand so I won't do so to anyone else), I found this story even more beautiful and heartbreaking. I gave this a 5/5 and highly recommend it (even though it does have flaws, like every other book out there).



Thank you ever so much for reading, what did you read this month? I would love to know. Check back in with you soon. Probably. 


Saturday, 14 May 2016

My First Graze Box!

My aunt is a great lover of Graze boxes, a UK subscription box that sends healthy alternative snacks of your choice to your doorstep as regularly as you want. I sound like a commercial, but I just love what they stand for and how they create biodegradable and recyclable (and beautiful!) packaging, and surprisingly tasty snacks. 

The type of box I got was a variety box for free, because I had a voucher code delivered to me with my National Geographic monthly subscription (an 18th birthday gift from my other aunt that she hasn't cancelled yet, so thank you!). The other types of boxes I believe you can get are dip and dippers boxes, bakery boxes, jerky boxes, chocolate boxes, flapjack boxes, light box (all under 150 calories), protein boxes, sugar count boxes, pure boxes (heavily nutritional), savoury boxes, sustain boxes (snacks that give you sustainable energy), aromatic broth boxes, and popcorn boxes. You can also get special edition boxes - protein top-up boxes and tea boxes (!!!!!!!!). 

I swear I'm not sponsored (I wish!)


(cute!)


I just really love the packing so I quickly want to share it before I go into what I think about the snacks. I think it's really cute and I have no idea what to use this box for in the future, but I can't bare to throw it away!



I love to see that, inside, the lovely packaging continues. It gave me two £5 vouchers for Graze for friends (lets be real though, what bookworm teenager has that many friends!). It also contains a Welcome to Graze type of booklet, and an information sheet on what each snack contains. Which is really handy, I wasn't expecting it, I thought I would have to Google that. 


So the snacks I received was Jam Doughnut, Louisiana Wild Rice and Beans, Apple and Cinnamon Flapjack and Peanut Butter Pretzels. 

Jam Doughnut. 

This contains raspberry fruit strings, raspberry infused cranberries, almond slivers and vanilla sponge drops. Suitable for vegetarians. Not suitable for vegans - contains egg and milk. 

This was completely different to what I expected. I knew I wouldn't like the almond, and that I didn't. However, raspberries are one of my favourite fruits (berries in general, really!) and they didn't disappoint. So much flavour! It was just a burst of beautiful, juicy goodness and I wish I could just go to the supermarket and buy whole bags of it. It tasted like candy, almost, but healthy. The sponge drops I was hesitant about because I really can't say I'm a fan of vanilla. The smell in a candle is nice an' all but any other involvement of vanilla, not fond about. These were really crunchy and flavoursome, though, and I was surprised to find how much I liked them.


Wild Rice and Beans. 

Contains wild rice sticks and chilli broad beans - suitable for vegetarians and vegans. 

I admit I was hesitant about trying these. I'm not a huge fan of beans, or chilli, but I am a pretty big fan of wild rice. This was the first snack I tried and I was surprised to find out they were crunchy, and they complimented each other beautifully. I'm not a fan of spicy food, but these weren't really spicy - they just had a little bit of a kick, and the wild rice sticks helped mellow it out and add a bit of a herby flavour to it. This might be disappointing to spice lovers, though. I really want to try this again!


Apple and Cinnamon Flapjacks. 

Apple and Cinnamon Flapjacks - suitable for vegetarians. Not suitable for vegans - contains honey and margarine. 


I didn't like these very much. I knew that I wouldn't, because I don't like cinnamon. I've never really liked cinnamon. It tastes a lot like apple pie and what Christmas smells like. If you like that kind of thing, I would recommend them because I believe they sell singles of these around and about if you go looking for them. I'm just not very interested in these at all and ate one bite, then gave the rest to my friends (who very much enjoy cinnamon!).  


Peanut Butter Pretzels. 

Contains 100% peanut butter and lightly salted pretzel sticks - suitable for vegetarians and vegans. 

Again, I knew I wouldn't like it because I don't like peanut butter. I threw it away because nobody else in my household likes peanut butter, either, but I do have this to say about it - it would taste amazing if peanut butter is your thing. It was a rough textured blend, and tasted like peanuts instead of the creamy and icky peanut butter taste. It wasn't bad at all, and I did really enjoy the pretzels (just with my own dip) but I just...really don't like peanuts.

I hope you enjoyed this. Because each snack would be about £1 (this box would be £3.99 if I paid for it) I think it's a little too expensive for my budget right now, but maybe sometime in the future when I have a job or something because it certainly was a pretty good subscription box. What do you think about Graze or any of the snacks that I have mentioned?